LMAO...

 

Now that Ted Cruz has dropped out, he can pursue his true calling...being a used car salesman (No offense meant to used car salesmen).  He would look really good in a tacky plaid sport jacket. I'm glad we wont be seeing him anymore.  He is just so sleazy that every time I see him on TV I needed to take a shower.  My water bill is going to be cut in half now.