Know who is a real tough guy?

 

Chris Christie is a real tough guy.  Know how I know?  Because every time he opens his mouth when he isn't eating, he says he is.  Yeah...he is a real tough prosecutor.  So if you happen to be the New Jersey Mob, a member of a terrorist cell, a corrupt politician, or Fudgy the Whale - watch out.  He's coming for you.  But it is pretty obvious that his chances of becoming the next President are zero, and it really is time for him to go away.  One of the things that especially bothers me about him is how he thinks it makes sense to keep calling Senator Marco Rubio a "boy" who has never accomplished anything.  Now I'm not a big fan of Rubio...but he is a United States Senator.  As far as I am concerned, becoming a Senator of the greatest nation in history is an accomplishment.  So Chris really needs to STFU.  Referring to an elected Senator as "boy" comes off as pretty damn arrogant and disrespectful.

So anyway the tough guy was going on and on about how tough he is.  Then was talking about how he could negotiate with Vladimir Putin because he is so much tougher than he is.  That got me to thinking. I wonder who is tougher?...the former KGB agent who has a black belt in judo who likes to spend his spare time hunting bears, or the guy who gets physically exhausted if he has to stand for more than 10 minutes and doesn't seem to grasp the concept that belts are supposed to go around the waist and not the chest?   Here's an interesting thought experiment.  Think about this.  If Chris Christie and Vladimir Putin got into a fight, who do you think would win?.  Well...they say that a picture is worth 1,000 words and I think the following pictures speak volumes.

 

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judo_master_putin.jpg

 

My guess is that the smart money is on Mr. Putin...and not the...

JACK ASS!!!