BOOMER...please STFU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHHAAAKKKKKKKKKKAAAGGGGGkkkkKKKKKK!!!

Possible translation:  I think he is trying to say 'what'...

So ESPN is officially unwatchable while Chris Berman is on.  I guess he'll be leaving ESPN next year because he was able to cut a deal with the woman he sexually harassed and part of the deal is that he goes.

I think this is a good thing because I think he's probably gonna drop dead any minute and I certainly don't want to see it.  My only question is what will be the cause? 

Will he choke to death on his own saliva?  It sounds like he has rocks in his mouth when he talks. 

Will he suffocate?   He gets winded just by talking. 

Will it be a heart attack or stoke?

Chris....Dude...Come on...Man...lay off the cigarettes...you must be up to three packs a day.  Your face looks the leather on the couch that my dogs sleep on.  And you gotta be pushing 350lbs.  Remember Nutri-system?  You were on the commercials.

And a haircut certainly wouldn't hurt...

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