Todays Jack Ass is...

Did you know that Doctor Ben Carson was a PEDIATRIC BRAIN SURGEON?  Did you know that his IQ is like 500?  I just wanted to put that out there because you may not have heard maybe if you've been living in the Amazon jungle with one of the last remaining 'uncontacted tribes'. 


And of course we all know that if you are a PEDIATRIC BRAIN SURGEON that must mean you are smarter than other Doctors, like say a proctologist.

In fact, PEDIATRIC BRAIN SURGEON Doctor Benjamin Carson is so very very smart (because don't forget he is a PEDIATIRC BRAIN SURGEON) that he believes the following:

  • The earth is 6,000 years old.
  • The pyramids were built to store grain.
  • God gave him the answers to his college chemistry final in a dream.
  • Anti-gay bakers might poison gay wedding cakes.
  • Evolution was invented by the Devil.
  • He was offered a full scholarship to West Point.     

WTF with his performance in the Republican debate last night last night?  Too much Adderall?   Weed?  Booze?  Muscle Relaxants? Just plain stupidity?  It was bad in a weird and eerie sort of way.  

No one in the media seems to have picked up on this but I think it's pretty funny when PEDIATRIC BRAIN SURGEON Ben Carson was fabricating his life story in his autobiography two of the nemesis's he made up just happened to be named Bob and Jerry... (as in Bob Weir and Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead).  I supposed he also had run-ins with Mick and Keith and Ringo and Paul.

Doctor Carson (if you are in fact even a real Doctor...)  it's time for you to go back to the snake oil circuit where you belong, because there ain't no way you will ever be the President of this once great country.